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hilarious! Also, very true. I'm not too excited about either one of these guys as Pres. I'm waiting to see who their running mates will be because Obama may get assassinated and McCain may just die of natural causes. So, I'm voting for the Vice Pres in this one. Thanks for the laugh.
I agree with NGM - I'm not crazy about either of them. Maybe we should vote Eaglescout in and he could appoint us all to different positions. NGM and SC could be in charge of defense, Southern Belle could be in charge of education, CTP could keep a spreadsheet of everything that's going on in the country, and I could deal with foreign relations (you know, meet with other princesses and stuff :) Very funny stuff though, once I got it to actually play.
Great idea! Let's forge ahead with a write in campaign for ES. We couldn't do much worse than what we're going to be stuck with (either way).
You know that leaves me as the First Lady, right? Have you thought about that? Have you see how I dress? Have you noticed how I talk in public? Did you ever read my blog - you know about my exes, right???? ES is completely not electable. On account of me. I'm a hindrance, and I'm sorry. So very sorry, America.
I accept the nomination of this great country!
Here is my first, official decree!
The first order of business is to appoint the defense;
With NGM and SC - you need no defense!
Spin kicks and punches are the order of the day;
Trespassers are punished and boy, would they pay!
With SB in charge, no child is left behind;
Because children would listen and the parents would mind.
The kids could read and write and be nice;
And parents would agree or be put on ice.
CTP - well, what can I say?
A bum foot has put you at bay.
This gives you time to build the spreadsheet for me;
But they feed my issues, like my OCD.
The Princess' title, nothing else can be said,
She'd put the country in nothing but red!
Big S would be happy to cater to her whim;
'cause the position comes with a charge card for him!
Well, Lady L, what will I do?
What place would work out best just for you?
What position would work? What should I decree?
Probably the best would be the spot, currently filled in by me!
My rhymes are no good;
They are made to apall.
Remember -a vote for me;
Is a vote for us all.
Dr. Seuss called.
He wants his typewriter back.
SB is trying to spin the comment. She's out as my PR staff person.........
I'm still the first lady. so there.
You know, this is sad. ES is sitting in the same room as me. And this is what it comes to when you run for office. Communication is the first thing to go. .......
.....she said by the glow of the apple on her macbook.......
Again, I want to know what post has been deleted!
ES your poem is amazing. I'm going to cut and paste it into word and print it out to hang on my fridge!
HEY ! Did someone just get censored?! Call in the guard!
Glad you liked the poem. According to SB, it took me hours (we live in dog hours here at the house)......
Awesome poem, ES! I guess State Champ and I will have to come up with a "poetry writing" merit badge to go with your "sparring instruction" badge that we already owe you!
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